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Tuesday, March 01, 2005  

Masturbation Synonyms

# 3 Point Shot
# A night in with the girls
# Airing the orchid
# Applying lip gloss
# Applying nail polish remover
# Auditioning the finger puppets
# Automatic pilot
# Banging the box
# Bashing the gash
# Basting the tuna
# Basting your turkey
# Bathing the kitty
# Beating around the bush
# Beating the Beaver
# Brushing the beaver
# Brushing your afro
# Buffing the bead
# Buffing the Weasel
# Burying the knuckle
# Butterin' the muffin
# Buttering your bagel
# Carpet bumping
# Cat got tongue
# Checking for depth
# Checking for squirrels
# Checking for the jackpot
# Checking my oil
# Checking the foxhole
# Checking the muffler
# Checking the oil
# Checking the pulse
# Checking the status of the I/O port
# Circling the knoll
# Clam bake for one
# Cleaning between the camel's toes
# Cleaning my fur coat
# Cleaning the kitchen
# Cleaning your fingers
# Clit-o-Rama
# Clitters
# Coaxing the genie out of the magic lamp
# Coaxing the turtle out of her shell
# Coming into your own
# Copping a clam
# Creamin'
# Creamin' the pie
# Cunt cuddling
# Cunt rubbing
# Defrosting the freezer
# Dialing the rotary phone
# Diggin' the stench trench
# Digging a trench
# Digging for gold
# Digging for my keys
# Digging in
# Digging the cream
# Digitizing
# Dipping
# Dipping for ice cream
# Diving for pearls
# Diving for pennies
# Doing my nails
# Doing something for my chapped lips
# Doing the sweet slide
# Doing the two-finger slot rumba
# Doing the two-finger ballet
# Doing the two-finger salute
# Doing your nails
# Doodling the noodle
# Double knuckling
# Double-clicking your mouse
# Dousing the digits
# Draining your tuna
# Drilling for fish
# Drilling for oil
# Drinking from the fountain of youth (for us contortionists)
# Drinking from the furry cup
# Driving Ms. Daisy
# Dunking your doughnut
# Dusting the endtable
# Engaging in safe sex
# Entering the forest
# Entering the ring of fire
# Erasing the problem
# Excavating the Tunnel of Love
# Exploring the bush
# Fanning the fur
# Feeding the bearded clam
# Feeding the cat
# Feeding the pony
# Feeding your slot
# Feeling your funnel
# Fiddling the bean
# Filling the pink taco
# Filling your niche
# Finding yourself
# Finger bang
# Finger blasting
# Finger dipping
# Finger fucking
# Finger pie
# Finger-pole the hole
# Fingerbating
# Fingering
# Fingering something out
# Fingerpainting
# Finishing the job
# Fishing
# Fishing for cumpliments
# Fishing for mackerel
# Flash flood
# Flickin' the bean
# Flicking the switch
# Flicking the tic tac
# Flipping the light switch repeatedly
# Flitting your clit
# Flossing the cat
# Fluffing the kitty
# Fluffing the muff
# Frigging
# Fucking without complications
# Gagging my meat hole
# Gagging the clam
# Gagging the lips of love
# Genital manipulation
# Genital stimulation via phalangetic motion
# Getting a date with slick mittens
# Getting a lube job
# Getting a stain out of my carpet
# Getting a stinky pinky
# Getting mud for my turtle
# Getting the last pickle out of the jar
# Getting the little man in the boat to go fishing
# Getting to know Sticky Fingers the mobster
# Getting to know yourself
# Gilding the lily
# Going around the corner
# Going deep sea diving
# Going fishing
# Going mining
# Going solo
# Going to and from the Batcave
# Greasing your hips
# Gristle rub
# Groping the grotto
# Gusset typing
# Hand tossing the tuna salad
# Harpooning your tang
# Having a date with Martin Five-Fingers
# Having ladyfingers and cream
# Having sex with someone you love
# Hee-Haw with wrinkled Mee-Maw
# Hitchhiking South
# Hitchhiking to heaven
# Hitchhiking under the Big Top
# Hitting the slit
# Hitting the spot
# Honing the stone
# Hula-hooping
# Indoor fishing
# Itching the ditch
# Jabberwocking
# Jennying off
# Jiggling your jenny
# Jilling off
# JocelynEldering
# Jostling the Elder
# Juicing it up
# Juicing Lucy
# Killing off
# Letting your fingers do the walking
# Levy break limbo
# Licking my lips (for us contortionists)
# "Looking for Waldo & his dog (gee, spot, there you are!)"
# Makin' waves for the man-in-the-boat
# Making a mini Eiffel Tower
# Making kitty purr
# Making my lips swell
# Making soup
# Making the little man sing
# Making your own gravy
# Manual override
# Menage a moi
# Mistressbate
# Muffin buffin'
# Nail polish remover
# Nulling the void
# Nursing a hatchet wound
# Opening the bottom drawer
# Paddling the finger canoe
# Paddling the pink canoe
# Pampering the pussy
# Parting my meat curtain
# Parting the Red Sea
# Patting the panky
# Pearl fishing
# Peeling the peach
# Perusing the Yellow Pages
# Petting Snoopy
# Petting the kitty
# Petting the little man in the canoe
# Petting the petunia
# Petting the pussy
# Petting the pussy cat
# Petting your bunny
# Petting your kitty
# Playing couch hockey for one
# Playing on the cricket green
# Playing poker
# Playing solitaire
# Playing the banjo
# Playing the beaver
# Playing the box
# Playing the clitar
# Playing the hairy guitar
# Playing the little Dutch boy
# Playing the silent trombone
# Playing the slots
# Playing with the man in the boat
# Playing with your pineapple
# Pluggin the leak
# Plunging the drain
# Plunging the happy hole
# Pokin' the pucker
# Poking the pudding
# Polishing the nugget
# Polishing the peanut
# Polishing the wedding ring
# Polishing your pearl
# Preheating the oven
# Priming the pump
# "Producing whore moans (hormones, get it? ;^)"
# Pushing the button
# Pussy poking
# Pussy soccer
# Putting out the fire
# Putting the dot in .org
# Reading braille
# Reading the map of Tazmania
# Ride the glide until the tide
# Riding the bed post
# Riding the cotton pony
# Riding the unicycle
# Riding the waterslide
# Riding your own mule down Grand Canyon
# Ringing your bell
# Rocking the boat
# Rollin the ol' bean
# Rolling the dough
# Rolling the marble
# Romancing thy own
# Rubbin Hood
# Rubbin' the nubbin
# Rubbing the donut
# Rubbing the red pussycat
# Rubbing the stub
# Salting the beef curtains
# Scoring the hoop
# Scraping the cheese off the taco
# Scratching the patch
# Scratching where it itches
# "Searching for Ms. ""G"""
# Seasoning your fish
# Secret vice
# Sending Muffin Morse Code
# Sexercising
# Shaking hands with Mr. Paul
# Shaking the dew off the lily
# Shebopping
# Shining the diamond
# Shooting hoops
# Shooting the rapids
# Shucking the fresh water clam
# Shucking the oyster
# Slappin' the crack
# Slapping slit
# Slapping Susie
# Slapping the flap
# Slapping the mackerel
# Slapping the meat curtain
# Slapping the skunk guts
# Slicing pie
# Sliding down the chute
# Sliding into home
# Slob the knob
# Snatching
# Soaking in Palmolive
# Soaking the whisker biscuit
# Softening the peach
# Spanking the spot
# Spanking your puppy on the nose
# Spearing the bearded clam
# Spelunking
# Spelunking in the hairy caves
# Spelunking in the mystery cave
# Splashing in the sea
# Squeezing the peach
# Steaming the oyster
# Sticking my fingers into my own genitalia to the extent of an orgasm
# Stiffening my upper lip
# Stinky pinky
# Stirring it up
# Stirring the honey pot
# Stirring the pudding
# Stirring the sauce
# Stirring the soup
# Stoking the furnace
# Stroking the box
# Strumming
# Strumming the banjo
# Strumming the big open C
# Surfing the channel
# Surfing the Slippery Sea
# Surfing the web
# Sweeping the chimney
# Swimming in the crimson lake
# Swimming in the Pu-Tang River
# Swimming in the Red Sea
# Takin' it to tuna town
# Taking a dip
# Taking a dip in the lake
# Taking advantage of yourself
# Taking the German u-boat into port
# Tapping the tuna
# Teasing the kitty
# Teasing the little man in the canoe
# Teasing the tuna
# Teasing the tuna taco
# Tending your own garden
# Testing the plumbing
# Testing your waters
# The disappearing finger trick
# The girly gusher
# The magical disappearing finger trick
# The ole feel n' squeal
# The other monthly visitor
# The two-fingered tango
# The virgin's release
# Tickling the kitty
# Tickling the pearl
# Tickling the taco
# Tickling your fancy
# Tiptoe through the TwoLips
# Toggling the bit
# Tossing the pink salad
# Touching your tigeress
# Touching your tuna
# Touring Tasmania (triangular shaped Australian island)
# Tracing the vertical smile
# Trolling the Bermuda Triangle
# Twiddling your twat
# Twinkling the little star
# Twirlin' the pearl
# Two-finger taco tango
# Two-finger typing
# Unclogging the drain
# Visiting Niagra Falls
# Visiting with Father Thumb and his four sons
# Visiting your safety deposit box
# Wading in the Bermuda Triangle
# Walking Downtown
# Washing my hands
# Washing your fingers
# Waxing the canoe
# Waxing the milk duds
# Weaving the carpet
# Whipping your cream
# Whipping your nest
# White knuckling
# Working in the garden
# Working out at the Y
# Wrinkling fingers

posted by Yanks Todd | 2:56 PM
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